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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.

not reblogging this is tumblr suicide

Never even seen this movie but, YOU GO GLEN COCOA

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1. Hannah Elizabeth Blackmore
2. Sagitarious
3. Separation, Confrontation and stepping on something at night time and freaking out ‘cause it was squishy
4. Pine nuts, my purple sketch book, honey smacks <3
5. freckles, dark hair, nervous laughs/smiles
6. ….not really any
7.Chloe Spoonemore
8.Straight.
9. Hahha what date?
10. 5’1
11. Auburn
12. uh 2:00 a.m.?
13. Turquoise
14. Oh yeah buddy.
15. One by Jaelee Adams, don’t want to look up/
16. Auburn,CA
17. PINENUTS
18. Yup.
19. House, Series Finale
20. There attitude 
21. 7-9
22. Hazel
23. Brown
24. Casual
25. Nah
26. ….Eli follows me, not happening.
27. My name is Hannah, and my old nickname was Orange
28. Captain America
30.Sugarland? 
31. Okay, but I REALLY gotta go potty
32. My Dad
33. Completley Freaking Out Over a Boy
34. Pretty awesome
35. 4th of July
36. Well, Maddy drew a heart on my left arm. Does that count?
37. None.
38. ‘cause I wanted a place where my parents couldn’t monitor my every word.
39. A Kiss in Time
40. Once, when Cody liked me. Not very fond of those memories.
41. No.
42. Never held a boy’s hand, but I held my Dad’s the other day.
43. 45 min.
44. Nu uh.
45. My living room.
46. I wish Wolfboy, but probably my Dad and sister.
47. Loud, my mom say’s I’m gonna go deaf :P

1. Hannah Elizabeth Blackmore

2. Sagitarious

3. Separation, Confrontation and stepping on something at night time and freaking out ‘cause it was squishy

4. Pine nuts, my purple sketch book, honey smacks <3

5. freckles, dark hair, nervous laughs/smiles

6. ….not really any

7.Chloe Spoonemore

8.Straight.

9. Hahha what date?

10. 5’1

11. Auburn

12. uh 2:00 a.m.?

13. Turquoise

14. Oh yeah buddy.

15. One by Jaelee Adams, don’t want to look up/

16. Auburn,CA

17. PINENUTS

18. Yup.

19. House, Series Finale

20. There attitude 

21. 7-9

22. Hazel

23. Brown

24. Casual

25. Nah

26. ….Eli follows me, not happening.

27. My name is Hannah, and my old nickname was Orange

28. Captain America

30.Sugarland? 

31. Okay, but I REALLY gotta go potty

32. My Dad

33. Completley Freaking Out Over a Boy

34. Pretty awesome

35. 4th of July

36. Well, Maddy drew a heart on my left arm. Does that count?

37. None.

38. ‘cause I wanted a place where my parents couldn’t monitor my every word.

39. A Kiss in Time

40. Once, when Cody liked me. Not very fond of those memories.

41. No.

42. Never held a boy’s hand, but I held my Dad’s the other day.

43. 45 min.

44. Nu uh.

45. My living room.

46. I wish Wolfboy, but probably my Dad and sister.

47. Loud, my mom say’s I’m gonna go deaf :P

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did-you-kno:

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hahha took me a couple years :P

did-you-kno:

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hahha took me a couple years :P

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Actual Conversation w/ my mom before an Award Assembly

Me: So when are you guys coming to the assembly?

Mom: Well, your not gonna get any awards right?

Me: What?!

Mom: Yeah, you probably won't. We'll come after the awards.

I love you mom, but sometimes you hurt more than you heal.

My Dad wrote this poem while he was in school (that or he copied it, he can&#8217;t remember)

My Dad wrote this poem while he was in school (that or he copied it, he can’t remember)

kelsey-misses-her-planet:

let me just leave this here while I go dance badly.

fullment of my life has happened here