Read it and Laugh
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Never even seen this movie but, YOU GO GLEN COCOA
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1. Hannah Elizabeth Blackmore
2. Sagitarious
3. Separation, Confrontation and stepping on something at night time and freaking out ‘cause it was squishy
4. Pine nuts, my purple sketch book, honey smacks <3
5. freckles, dark hair, nervous laughs/smiles
6. ….not really any
7.Chloe Spoonemore
8.Straight.
9. Hahha what date?
10. 5’1
11. Auburn
12. uh 2:00 a.m.?
13. Turquoise
14. Oh yeah buddy.
15. One by Jaelee Adams, don’t want to look up/
16. Auburn,CA
17. PINENUTS
18. Yup.
19. House, Series Finale
20. There attitude
21. 7-9
22. Hazel
23. Brown
24. Casual
25. Nah
26. ….Eli follows me, not happening.
27. My name is Hannah, and my old nickname was Orange
28. Captain America
30.Sugarland?
31. Okay, but I REALLY gotta go potty
32. My Dad
33. Completley Freaking Out Over a Boy
34. Pretty awesome
35. 4th of July
36. Well, Maddy drew a heart on my left arm. Does that count?
37. None.
38. ‘cause I wanted a place where my parents couldn’t monitor my every word.
39. A Kiss in Time
40. Once, when Cody liked me. Not very fond of those memories.
41. No.
42. Never held a boy’s hand, but I held my Dad’s the other day.
43. 45 min.
44. Nu uh.
45. My living room.
46. I wish Wolfboy, but probably my Dad and sister.
47. Loud, my mom say’s I’m gonna go deaf :P
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Me: So when are you guys coming to the assembly?
Mom: Well, your not gonna get any awards right?
Me: What?!
Mom: Yeah, you probably won't. We'll come after the awards.
I love you mom, but sometimes you hurt more than you heal.
- smile until jaw feels like breaking
- make seizure-like body movements
- make random hand gestures
- if alone, scream loudly
- if not alone, scream internally
- if doesn’t care, scream anyway
- run around the house then back
- weep
- weep but don’t let tears fall
- make some ugly…
CALLAN MCAULIFFE!!! EEEEEEEEEP
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